Tuesday, 18 December 2012

Kettlebells: Could Jellyfish Use Them To Become Stronger?

By Rob Sutter


Jellyfish have no skeleton. Scientists have shown us that they have no bone structure and that they are a heap of squishy cells. I want to know if a jellyfish, if it were injected with human stem cells, would be able to carry out training with kettlebells? I can imagine a hybrid creature improving with bones and human skin texture, being able to do such a workout.

If I was a spongy being with no bone structure and I established some sort of skeleton, the first thing I would do is a workout involving these distinctive weights. This form of training is harsh and it takes a good set of bones to do any kind of kettlebell training. This would be an colossal feat for a jellyfish, in my mind. Perhaps if we get to a point where science is this robust, such an occurrence may be possible.

Training with kettlebells is vital for muscle definition and for cartilage strength. If a jellyfish ever wanted to prove him or herself, then this method of training is the way to go. I think it would take a lot of courage to carry out such a workout if you never had bones before. You might snap these new bones and feel incredible pain! This sort of workout could be dangerous to a newly skeletal jelly fish but perhaps fitness authorities like Lorna could help.

This way of exercise has been around for a long time but not as long as the mystical jellyfish. The time it would take for a jellyfish to adapt to its new skeleton and begin performing a kettlebell workout, in my opinion, would be almost instantaneous. To say this kind of creature is amazing would be an understatement. It wouldn't be much longer until these weights were utilized in a form of workout that could make it that much stronger.

Jellyfish are almost pure muscle. If a jellyfish ever grew a vertebrae and performed a kettlebell workout, I think they would be a rising sun in the annihilation of the human race. I sure hope that a jellyfish never comes across this kind of workout plan. I wouldn't want to be a slave to the new jellyfish command. I know they would beat me with those electrical tentacles while they are doing these types of training exercises.




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